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• Slaughtered sparrows simile wins 2011 bad writing contest

  Tue Jul 26, 2011
  • Presumably yours is a dark and stormy town!

• Ex-Hawaii official denounces 'ludicrous' birther claims

  Sun Apr 10, 2011
  • So can we say this is now a "trumped-up" issue?

• 1,000 texts while driving school bus: cops

  Wed Mar 16, 2011
  •  Well, hey, she HAD to text - the kids on the bus make too much noise for her to be able to hear on her cellphone![SARCASM_MODE=OFF]

• Four American hostages killed by Somali pirates

  Tue Feb 22, 2011
  •  "Mother ship"? We need to find that mother and obliterate it!

• 'I'm too rich to go to jail'

  Mon Oct 18, 2010
  • Reminds me of Leona Helmsley from a few years ago, when arrested for not paying income taxes for x years: "Taxes are for the little people."

• Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

  Wed Jul 14, 2010
  • I like the philosophy professor who experimented with this age-old question by going to a deli and ordering a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich and waiting to see which came first.

• Izzo rejects Cavs, will stay at Michigan State

  Tue Jun 15, 2010
  • I couldn't be happier! Tom already has a great legacy at MSU, and it's only going to get better. Go Green! Go White! Go State! Go Tom!!!

• How would you feel if you were aboard one of the planes that was directed by a child at JFK airport on Feb. 17?

  Wed Mar 3, 2010
  • Amen! There should have been NO repercussions! It's not like the adults bailed and left kids in charge.

• Top cop: Officers 'pained' by Obama remark

  Wed Jul 22, 2009
  • All other issues in the incident aside, if a police officer is asked for his name and badge number and refuses to divulge it, THAT should be punishable.

• Four Tops frontman Levi Stubbs dead at 72

  Fri Oct 17, 2008
  • Wonderful voice. We'll miss him. Now let's get the facts of age vs birthdate straight. I was born in 1946, and I'm only 62.